Twisted Mama’s FAQ – Light It Up & Ask Later

😈 Q: What makes Twisted Mama’s candles so freakin’ special?

A: We’re not your basic wax slingers. Our candles are hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax – clean-burning, slow-melting, and badass from start to finish. No paraffin. No B.S. Just bold scents and fierce vibes.

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🕯 Q: Soy wax? Isn’t that the healthy hippie stuff?

A: Damn right it is. Soy wax is non-toxic, eco-friendly, and burns cleaner than your ex’s conscience. No black soot, no headaches – just pure, fragrant goodness.

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💣 Q: How strong are your scents? I want to smell it from space.

A: Let’s just say your neighbor three doors down might wonder what smells so delicious. Our fragrance load is maxed out, but we keep it classy – powerful, not punch-you-in-the-face overpowering. Unless you like that. (We might have a blend for that too.)

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🫠 Q: What the hell is a wax melt?

A: Think candle, but commitment-free. No flame, just a chunk of scented magic you toss into a wax warmer. It melts, it smells amazing, it doesn’t judge you for binge-watching until 3am.

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🚫 Q: Are your products cruelty-free?

A: Absolutely. No furry friends were harmed or involved in our candle witchcraft. Just soy, sass, and wicked good scents.

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🔥 Q: How long do your candles burn?

A: Our 9oz jars pack a punch – up to 50 hours of burn time when you treat them right. Trim that wick (seriously, it’s not just candle foreplay) and let that baby shine.

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🧽 Q: Help! My wax melt won’t come out of the dish!

A: No worries, hot mess. Let it cool, pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes, and it’ll slide out cleaner than your last situationship. Or just warm it a little and wipe it out with a paper towel. Easy peasy.

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💥 Q: Can I mix scents?

A: Hell yes. Go full mad scientist. Mix “Sinister Cinnamon” with “Witchy Woods”? Total vibe. Just don’t blame us when you create a scent so good it summons ghosts or exes.

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🔮 Q: Do you do custom blends?

A: We’re always brewing up new trouble. Drop us a DM or use the custom request form. If your idea slaps, we might just bring it to life (with your twisted name on it).

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📦 Q: How fast do you ship?

A: Twisted magic takes time, babe. Orders ship within 3-5 business days, but we hustle hard to get them to your lair ASAP. You’ll get tracking, and we’ll keep it smokin’ on our end.